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This page stores old news and events from Current Clack.

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14/01/2019

 * Where were the Clacks? I blame the Deepwinter slump, myself. Let's catch up.
 * Johnnyriot999, a.k.a. Ruf, remembered the Forgotten Kingdom of Impiltur and the Lords of Imphras II. From the Easting Reach, he journeyed through the Farwater and the desolate Barrowlands, but wisely did not disturb those mounds. Then he went into the Uplands, passed through Songhal, and came to the dread Citadel of Conjurers, and unwisely ventured inside its demon-tainted halls, where he uncovered the truth of Impiltur's tragic history.
 * I say unwisely as a succubus escaped her bindings in the Citadel. BadCatMan caught the fiend, bored her into submission with wiki editing, and learned the ways of the seductive fiends in intimate detail, though it was a time-consuming affair. That's the story he's going with. Alright, it was only wordplay.
 * More industrious, Saya222 made a study of node magic and ascertained the Citadel to be an evil node. Enlisting the aid of a prime Underdark guide, Saya continued exploring the Realms Below, fighting liths and mineral warriors and claiming a rare suit of Hellsteel armor. Among others, Saya documented the spells amorphous form and fire stride.
 * Speaking of spells, we've had a flood of them, thanks to the always prolific Regis87's Year of Magic project (all these spells can only lead to magical catastrophe). Together with Saya and Ruf, she added spells of southern magic like devastate, and reverse missile. Hungry for more spells, Regis went to Kara-Tur, bargaining with a pan lung dragon for knowledge of advice and ancient curse, then documenting the strange dragons of the east, as well as a misplaced yellow dragon.
 * We welcomed ISUBurd, who met with the mage Alcedor Kolat of Waterdeep, studied magic at the Eltorchul Academy and made a survey of the Walking Statues, including the Griffon, the Sahuagin Humbled, and the God Catcher.
 * Bang! Zoom! Straight to Selûne! Moviesign and Sir Whiteout took a trip to the moon and calculated the lunar calendar, though they could've done that from the ground. Either way, the Today in the Realms feature now displays the phases of the moon, so the lycanthropes can be better prepared.

6/03/2019

 * We've passed 28,000 articles! The lucky millennial was Halaster's blacksphere, from the always prolific Johnnyriot999. And we have a new admin, Ir'revrykal, so get used to spelling it.
 * Following in the footsteps of Volo and a ballad, Moviesign traversed the Lost Princess Road portal network, beginning at tiny Skarn Rock, where he found that sword-swinging dread are far from 'armless. He ended up at Silavene's festhall in Waterdeep, sure to be much more pleasant.
 * Jacktoland has been documenting sightings of countless creatures for the menageries, in particular the hsing-sing and shan sao of Kara-Tur, the odd little geonids, the demonic armanites, and the creepy-looking lava children.
 * Daranios got down and dirty with the geomancers of Kadar, digging up the cone of earth, dusting the rock, and entombment spells, and discovered that even fool's gold has its uses.
 * We welcomed Stu1131181, who embarked on an ambitious quest to map Undermountain, from the Dungeon Level and Arcane Chambers down to Maddgoth's Castle, but got lost somewhere around the Slitherswamp. Stu returned with a stash of wyrmwizz, which tasted as it good as it sounds.

14/03/2019

 * We've got movie sign! (That never gets old.) There's been news on the upcoming D&D movie: principal photography is set to begin in summer of 2019 (northern hemisphere, I presume) and a new script was recently submitted. (Ooh, I hope it's as good as my campaign!)
 * Be very very quiet, Ir'revrykal's gone dragon-hunting. After discovering, then fleeing from, House Orogoth, our new admin went to confirm their secrets, checking in on the cunning Charvekkanathor the Scarlet (not home, it seemed), the mighty Eshcaz the Red (didn't dare disturb his slumber); the avaricious Amilektrevitrioelis (provided an extensive and expensive interview); and Agyrtclughwaur the Forest Wyrm (her hoard as hard to find as her name was to spell).
 * Perhaps Ir'revrykal should have read Ruf's copy of The Compleat Dragon-Hunter by Smerdiuk Dragonbane. Discovering a dragon's hoard, Ruf turned up a monty haul of spells, magic items, and materials, including telstang alloy, a ring of resistance, a fabled deck of many things, and dragon scale mail.
 * Speaking of things made from dead dragons and guaranteed to annoy them, Saya222 (freshly returned from an unplanned trip through the Dusty Rat portal) turned to the more profitable chapters on the uses of dragonhide and dragoncraft items, detailing armor of dragonshape and the dragontooth of Lareth. Just don't ask what happened to the rest of the dragon…