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 * Season's Greetings! We wish everyone a happy holiday as we celebrate the return of our savior Waukeen, Our Lady of Gold and Liberty's Friend, on the day of her escape from Graz'zt's clutches in the Abyss, when she presumably comes bearing gifts for all.
 * Now, after all the gift-giving and sales, we hope everyone has a somber and reflective Orbar, remembering the darker sides of consumerism, greed, and miserliness.
 * Recently, BadCatMan, Lhynard, and Sir Whiteout ascended to the upper planes to continue a survey of celestial matters. We present this special celestial issue of the Clacks!
 * BadCatMan met with members of the orders of angelic devas—astral, monadic, and movanic—and was allowed to examine (but not touch) their celestial maces of disruption, rods of smiting, and swords of flaming (not the actual name).
 * Lhynard petitioned the throne archons for an audience with some of the supreme tome archons: Barachiel, Domiel, Zaphkiel, and Pistis Sophia. He was granted a vision of heaven and a mere taste of ambrosia, found to be literally distilled joy.
 * Meanwhile, Sirwhiteout explored more of the upper planes, boating down the River Oceanus through Elysium, passing through pleasant Amoria and rugged Eronia and into the swamps of Belierin, where he sighted the legendary hydra imprisoned there. However, he had nothing to show for his earlier work on the cloak of invisibility.