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This page stores old news and events from Current Clack.

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7/01/2022

 * The Year of Maps is over! We added 1,580 new articles on geography, settlements, buildings, and more, and expanded many others. And now the Year of Miracles begins—our most difficult yet, focusing on all things divine. It'll be a miracle if we get through it all.
 * Given the Finger Defiant, Stabbier (than whom?) journeyed to the lost Imaskari Palace of the Purple Emperor on the uncomfortable back of a granite destrier. There, using a delver's orb, he explored the Great Imperial Library and Imperial Weapons Cache, before having a run-in with a fierce mountain troll.
 * Very cautiously, Ruf67 investigated the church of Cyric, via Tynnos Argrim's Flames of the Dark Sun at the Mountain of Skulls and Haroun and Jabbar's Company of the Ebon Spur at an undisclosed location. They're as power-hungry, narcissistic, misogynistic, deceitful, fractious, spiteful, and incompetent as we always knew. It's a story as old as time.
 * Escaping from Lonefang Mountain in a thkaerth-wool cloak, Possessed Priest returned to Baldur's Gate and received healing from happy-go-lucky Tymoran priest Gunnar Thrune (Umberlant priestess Allandra Grey was much less generous). While recuperated, Priest documented divine spells like artisan's blessing, balm of peace, twilight sanctuary, and touch of death.
 * We welcome one Dndtravellog, who trekked across Amn, first landing at the fishing village of Kalathtyr, then staying at the Battlescarred Bard, before heading to the aptly named Shepherdston, and passing the ruins of Minsor Vale.
 * We also welcome LtPowers and Holy Codashi, who each checked a divine book out of the Candlekeep library: Lore of Lurue and The Price of Beauty.
 * In Legacy of the Green Regent: Waylaid Before Twilight, our heroes find themselves on the rocks, and they haven't even started the white-water rafting yet. Will they ever reach the goblin bandit lair?

28/02/2022

 * The ever-growing Forgotten Realms Wiki has passed 42,000 articles! The honor goes to Artyom.pavlov with The Dog and Bone.
 * SilverTiger12 visited the Sunglade, but was again hunted across the land by varags, before being rescued by an Ice Hunter shaman of Grandfather Walrus. Afterward, Silver Tiger blew on the Draakhorn and summoned a salt dragon. Whether that helps or not remains to be seen.
 * RecursiveCurser took a tour of Waterdeep, seeing Ahghairon's Tower at the Palace of Waterdeep and stopping at Endshift Tavern, but while there was pickpocketed by the Shard Shunners.
 * While in quarantine for marsh fever, Freywild expanded on the Waterdhavian noble families, with Amcathra, Ammakyl, Anteos, and Artemel, as well as the Bloodsailors pirates. (Is that the As taken care of?)
 * Also in Waterdeep (it's a popular place!), WanderingKobold visited the Temple of Good Cheer, where Arkiem Arren told all about the church of Milil and the enigmatic Patriarch of Song, with an invitation to the next Grand Revel.
 * We welcome RinVindor, who visited the village of Roaringshore; Felixwaffle, who met Lorris Niss at Candlekeep; Tharcemious, who was headhunted by the Errant Thoughts illithids; Topaztube, who got into it with a gremishka; OrchidInBloom, who shot the breeze with Chan, the archomental of good air creatures; and ThunderBrine, who added cobra dragons, moonstone dragons and others to the menageries.
 * In Legacy of the Green Regent: Waylaid Before Twilight, our brave adventurers are finally fighting through the goblin bandit lair, but are finding they have a few tricks up their short sleeves.

01/04/2022

 * Exclusive! Through diligent research, we've discovered key details of the Dungeons & Dragons movie now in post-production. As well as concept art and VFX, we can reveal Hugh Grant's lord meets a yuan-ti snake woman in the lair of a white wyrm, Michelle Rodriguez's barbarian battles a vampire, Sophia Lillis's tiefling deals with a demonic clown, and Justice Smith conjures monsters from a pocket plane. Fun!
 * Sorry, our mistake, those scenes are from The Lair of the White Worm (1988), BloodRayne (2005), It (2017), and Detective Pikachu (2019). respectively. Let this be a reminder that we should always check our sources, and the dates.
 * The intrepid Ir'revrykal retrieved two tomes—the Book of Cylinders and Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor—from the Sunblight clan, but had to contend with a tsucora quori from another world and a shardcaster, not to mention the duergar themselves. Such is the life of a librarian.
 * For unspecified crimes against good taste, Moviesign was captured and imprisoned in the Cloister of St. Ramedar, the great prison and sanitarium in Tethyr. But at least it gave time to work on some spells: ship shield, crystallomancy, arboreal scamper, and especially daydream.
 * We also welcome Zombles-allegoy, who sighted some crab folk somewhere; GeekyGamer77, who ran into, and from, the dread Herald of Zehir; and Averagejukeboxhero, who visited the Sembian settlement of Huddagh.
 * In our Legacy of the Green Regent campaign, our heroes have finally met the villain of the piece—the fierce wererat mage Hekkut the Molted. Will they be victorious, or will they be the ones squeaking at the next full moon?