Hill giant

Hill giants, called haugjotunen in their own language, were voracious, primitive giants defined by their gluttony. They were the least of the commonly recognized "true giants", the shortest in stature, weakest in mind, and lowest in rank according to the Ordning. Granted domain over the rolling hills by Annam All-Father millennia ago, they were masters of its slopes and deeply connected to the land itself. "Don’t be fooled by its brutish appearance. A hill giant is as close to the earth beneath your feet as a storm giant is to the thunderhead above you."

- Noldir of Hammerfast.

Description
Hill giants normally stood around tall,  although some reports put them at around  in height. Their reported weight range was between, but morbidly obese (and immobile) individuals were known to weigh over. Their skin was a deep, ruddy brown, but they could also be light tan in coloration as a result of a life spent under the sun. Their hair ranged from brown to black, and their eyes shared that color in addition to having red rims.

Hill giants were basically humanoid in shape, but had an oddly simian in appearance, with low foreheads, stooped shoulders, thick limbs, and elongated arms shared by both genders. Despite being the shortest of giants, they had larger and more muscular appendages than other giant breeds. They had a rugged, barbaric look, and if not for the lack of two heads could be mistaken for the relatively uncivilized ettins at a glance.

The traits that other races often saw as attractive were known to be considered strange and worthy of scorn to hill giants. Straight teeth, neat hair, unblemished skin, clear speech, and a lack of drool when eating were abnormal, if not repulsive traits. Their own sweat mixed with the reeking stench of the crude, rough animal hides they wore. Animal skins worn by hill giants were poorly stitched with hair and leather thongs, not stripped of fur, and rarely cleaned or repaired, since hill giants normally opted to simply add more skins on.

Personality
Hill giants were selfish and brutish bullies that, like other earth giants, often forced weaker creatures to do their bidding. They lived as uncivilized savages, surviving by foraging, hunting, and raiding for food when not coercing other, smaller beings into doing the work and feeding them. The mean creatures would go on a rampage if they felt deceived, mocked, or otherwise humiliated, raging against the guilty and innocent alike until they calmed down, grew hungry, or were distracted. However, while most hill giants (around 40-50%) conformed to the chaotic evil behavior commonly found among them, true neutral and even chaotic good hill giants were not totally unheard of.

Hill giants equated size with strength, functioning based on a "bigger is better" mentality. Smaller creatures, sentient or not, were prey to hunt with impunity, while larger creatures, like dragons and bigger giants, were dangerous adversaries. Following this logic, a hill giant of average intelligence might think to consume food in attempt to grow immense (not understanding biological limitations) and therefore superior. The idea that giants were stupid was perhaps the most commonly stated misconception surrounding them, but few kinds embodied the fallacious belief more than hill giants.

Hill giants were reckless, sluggish, and notoriously moronic, such that they would died out long ago if their great size and formidable power did not compensate for their dull wits and lazy disposition. Ironically, their mental weakness was partially perpetuated by their brute strength. Having never faced adversity that required adaptation and improvement, hill giants had managed to survive for millennia with their lacking ambition, living unchanged as barbarians with simple minds and underdeveloped emotions.

The least intelligent hill giants were mentally closer to beasts than civilized beings, while the brightest were above average compared to most humanoids. Hill giants were blunt and direct in conversation, and though reasoning with them was useless, they could be manipulated into taking certain actions by more clever creatures. They had little concept of deception, to the point where villagers standing on each other's shoulders could cover themselves in blankets and hold a large, circular object above themselves to fool a hill giant into fleeing from the opposing giant.

Hill giants were much like ogres in terms of mental prowess, being as intelligent, if not stupider, than the smaller giant-kin. Both had a tendency to be overly literal due to not thinking about their directions, misinterpreting even the simplest instructions due to their lacking consideration. However, though potentially less intelligent than ogres, hill giants shared with them an exceptional cunning, even outmatching them in craftiness. Though they themselves were easily susceptible to the schemes of others, both were capable of surprising feats of cleverness, albeit in pursuit of limited desires.

Abilities
As one would expect, hill giants were incredibly strong and extremely resilient.

Combat
Despite lacking brainpower and being infamously clumsy, hill giants were capable combatants. Some of the already physically formidable beings even trained to become barbarians. When they went looking for food, hill giants did so alone or with an animal companion, such as a dire wolf, to avoid having to split their spoils with other tribe mates.

A hill giant's preferred combat strategy was to utilize the time-honored giant tactic of throwing rocks at their enemies. They pelted their enemies with boulders from high, rocky outcroppings, allowing them to injure their foes while limiting the risk of personal injury. Assuming they could not pull rocks from the bags most giants carried around, they could simply pull rocks up from the ground. Normally the boulders they used were around in diameter and  in weight. Their reported maximum throwing ranges varied, with the longest claimed distance being. They could also catch similarly-sized rocks (and other proportionate missiles) with an approximate success rate of about three in ten.

Once an opponent got into melee range, hill giants stopped hurling stones and began fighting in close quarters. They favored the use of oversized clubs,  and could uproot trees to use as weapons if needed. Some hill giant hunters were known to use javelins, but they still carried throwing rocks with them.

Hill giants had various favorite melee tactics. They loved overrunning smaller enemies at the start of a battle, trampling them underfoot before standing fast and swinging with their clubs. When faced with more than one target, they made sweeping motions in an attempt to knock their enemies to the ground. Some liked to hurl their whole, considerable mass at smaller foes, crushing their opposition beneath their formidable bulk.

Even hill giants, as dim-witted as they were, recognized that smaller foes would attack their lower body parts. As such, when they knew they were going to face human-sized enemies, they took certain precautions. They were known to peel thick strips of bark from trees and strap them to their legs as make-shift greaves, and to tie logs and stones to their belts so that foes trying to move under them would have to beware the dangling obstacles. Hill giants were also wise enough to know that a hopeless situation was one to escape from, rather than continue fighting to the death. When faced with the prospect of death, they might even fall into incoherent blubbering and sobbing.

Society
Like other breeds, hill giants had developed their own value system over the millennia, and their unique culture was centered around one thing — food. According to the hill giant belief system, the one true meaning of life was to satisfy one's appetites, and over the years the dull creatures had managed to take this simple philosophy of hedonism to surprisingly deep extremes. Unusually learned hill giants were known to write elaborate poems using food and consumption in complex metaphors regarding the many trials of life.

Given the hill giant tendency to put all sorts of repulsive and rotting things in their mouths with little hesitation, some theorized that the species had no sense of taste or were so hungry at all times that taste was irrelevant. In truth, hill giants had, over the course of their long history, consumed almost anything one could imagine (including various sentient beings) and enjoyed almost everything they tried. The kind of food that humans and elves would find appealing were appallingly dull to hill giants, who preferred more exotic dishes, and since most recovered from getting sick, they rarely learned to avoid anything.

Despite their general ignorance and ineptitude, hill giants had unnatural gifts for both hunting and cooking, and had actually developed some of the most sophisticated food preservation methods in all the Realms. Long had they known the benefits of smoking, salting, and freezing different foodstuffs, although despite these advancements about a fourth of their inventory was accidentally ruined or spoiled before it could be used. They also had knowledge of certain properties of different foods, namely which were more fattening.

Ordning
A hill giant's position in the Ordning (the social ranking system among giant breeds and giants as a whole) was based around an odd combination of physical might and gastral superiority. Though the latter skill might seem like a strange factor to use for determining the chain of command, among hill giants, it was a trait synonymous with virtue. Because hill giants believed the purpose of life was self-gratification, it only made sense that the development of skills that helped them to accomplish that goal were the most worthy of being pursued, and thus that the giant who had best mastered such skills was obviously the most fit to lead.

Size was the same thing as strength to hill giants, and consuming food was not only satisfying, but made them even bigger. As such, the tallest, widest, and heaviest member of a hill giant tribe (normally but not always still able to move) was considered the most successful and admirable. On the other hand, the lazy creatures also realized that overexerting themselves often made them thinner; as one might expect, girth was perhaps the one area where hill giants excelled compared to other giant breeds.

The qualities that other beings expected or required of their leaders — including intelligence, decisiveness, and charisma — were not rewarded or recognized as important beyond their capacity to aid a giant in obtaining more food. Some hill giants did not even consciously realize they followed an Ordning, simply operating on the belief that the larger and stronger giant was to be obeyed. Only on rare occasions were relatively smart hill giants able to subvert their social order through cunning, such as by deceiving or intimidating others into giving them food or by gaining the favor of their superiors.

For hill giants, Ordning challenges to rise in rank took the form of epic eating competitions where two opposing parties would devour huge piles of food. After the massive meals were prepared, (hill giants involved would try to obtain lots of their favorite foods for such battles) the contestants would emerge, consume, and return every three hours until one side couldn't continue. In "duels" between the most gluttonous (and likely among the highest ranking) hill giants, these competitions could go on for weeks, with neither side allowed sleep. Unbelievable portions were consumed by the end of such matches, which ended with both participants often feeling utterly sick and nearly immobile.

At the top of a hill giant Ordning was the chief known as the storkokk, meaning "master eater" in their own giantish dialect. Because of the nature of the selection process they had to endure simply to obtain their positions in the first place, storkokks were almost always the most massive and rapacious hill giant in their steading. They also had among the greatest responsibility, for not only were they tasked with handling matters of state (which given hill giant attitudes would often sounded like discussions at an eatery), they were looked to by their kin for political leadership, spiritual guidance, and gastronomical inspiration.

Below the master eater were the gluttons, the highest ranking of hill giants. They were tasked with supervising labor, law enforcement, and the creation of new rules, but their most important duties were, supervising the obtainment of foodstuffs, hunting, and the creation of new recipes. A glutton that failed in these duties (such as if their food stores gradually dwindled down to nothing) was severely dishonored, and the pressure to succeed was so dire for some that they resorted to dishonest methods (including stealing from other gluttons) to keep up appearances.

The best and brightest hill giants were assigned the role of fetcher, a position meant to groom them for later greatness. Each was the assistant to a specific glutton and most master gluttons called upon their most trusted fetchers to handle minor details related to their positions, such as stocking the vegetables or non-exotic livestock. Hoarders meanwhile were those hill giants responsible for performing inventory, storing the perishables and cooking supplies, and reporting food levels to the relevant higher ups.

Hill giant hunters stalked game and brought it back home (dead or alive), and were known to form hunting parties to do so. Certain limits, such as not hunting humans, were sometimes placed upon them depending on a tribe's diplomatic position. Conversely there were also gatherers, who obtained foods that could not be hunted or, ironically, gathered, by buying from merchants. Since hill giants had no use for treasure, they would often gladly pay above standard price for their purchases. Lowest in the Ordning were herders, who killed and butchered the tribal herd (or managed the slaves that did so) and were usually trained in various livestock fattening techniques (livestock sometimes including sentient humanoids).

Social Structure
Hill giants lived in large communal families known as huslyder. In their society, the most evil act that could be committed was the betrayal of one's tribe.

Relationships
Among giant-kin they were most often seen working alongside verbeeg and ogres, the latter of which they often traded with for trinkets or food. Ogres were also known to act as guardians in hill giant lairs.

Hill giants often kept dire wolves and giant lizards as pets or guards.

Besides working among their kin, hill giants were known to work in more civilized areas, such as for the Rakshasa nobles of Tirumala and in the army of Thay.

Magic
Hill giants normally lacked the intelligence required to learn wizardry, and the majority were suspicious of magic to the point of ceremonially killing mages and destroying magic items they found. However, hill giants had a few among them capable of runic magic, even if their low intelligence would normally prevent them from doing so. Hill giant rune cutters, known in the giant tongue asskiltgravr, stomped huge symbols into hillsides and scarred their own flesh with magical markings.

Language
Hill giants were known to speak the general giant language Jotun, but they also possessed their own dialect of the language known as Jotunhaug. However, they were often largely illiterate due to education being undervalued in their culture.

Names
Common given names among hill giants included the following:


 * Males: Dagg, Gulk, Hogl, Hond, Hund, Kuld, Lodd, Teldo, Vruk, and Usgut.
 * Females: Ardis, Bora, Dis, Gulkra, Gylla, Laha, Nelmyr, Telda, Teldra, Tora, and Vaere.

Religion
Hill giants that became sick were isolated from their clans. Due to their voracious appetites, such sicknesses were often related with consumption of spoiled and diseased food in spite of the hill giants' extraordinary constitution. A giant that was incapable of keeping food down was constantly visited by a priest or chieftain who sought to interpret signs of Grolantor. Individuals who did not recover and remained sick were then imprisoned and set to starve to the point of madness. These prisoners, called mouths of Grolantor, were seen as physical manifestations of the deity's endless hunger and caused extreme destruction if set loose.

Homelands
These giants tended to dwell in hilly areas and caves, often in such places that were considered forsaken by other creatures.

In interior Faerûn, hill giants could be found in the Cloven Mountains.

Diet
A hill giant's metabolism was very high for a giant, and as a result, it had to eat a great quantity of food. It was not averse to eating demihumans, and would eat almost anything.

Lycanthropy
Hill giants were known to be susceptible to all forms of lycanthropy, though were somehow immune to being afflicted with the wereraven form of the condition. Those afflicted with lycanthropy were most commonly found to be either werewolves, wereboars, wererats, or werebats. Compared to other giants afflicted with lycanthropy, hill giants were notably broad and suffered from awkward movement.

Sub-Races

 * Coombe giants: Coombe giants were hill giants who adapted to life within the treacherous Katakoro Shan mountains in the Hordelands. Though slightly smaller than their lowland cousins, coombe giants possessed amazing balance and dexterity, allowing them to safely traverse the steep slopes of Katakoro Shan and even wield a weapon in each hand proficiently.


 * Giant trolls: The result of hill giant/troll crossbreeding.

History
The hill giant race began with an individual by the name of Ruk, one of the mortal children of Annam All-Father and Othea, who in the kingdom of Ostoria was ceded control of the hills. Within this mighty kingdom they spread out all over, using their brute force to subjugate lesser creatures.

Notable Hill Giants

 * Dermos, a hill giant afflicted with the wereape form of lycanthropy.
 * Guh, the chief of Grudd Haug, a hill giant den located along a branch of the River Dessarin, northeast of Goldenfields.
 * Huzza, a pirate captain in the Pirate Isles who lorded over a crew of goblins.
 * Imir Castdie, a hill giant member of the Zhentarim.
 * Moog, an old hill giant who dwelt in an abandoned tower in the Dessarin Valley.
 * Morg, a vampiric hill giant shaman who was banished from his tribe for being unusually handsome.
 * Trahnt, a gnome who was transformed into a hill giant by Halaster Blackcloak. He lived in Waterdeep and worked as a bartender at Tymora's Blessing.

Appearances

 * Adventures
 * Desert of Desolation • Dungeon #15: "The Dragon's Gift" • Waterdeep • Storm Riders • Dungeon #27: "Bride For A Fox" • Dungeon #28: "The Pipes of Doom" • Dungeon #29: "Nymph's Reward" • Dungeon #34: "On Wings of Darkness" • A Dozen and One Adventures • The Sword of the Dales • Castle Spulzeer • Storm King's Thunder
 * Video Games
 * Secret of the Silver Blades • Gateway to the Savage Frontier • Pools of Darkness • Neverwinter Nights series (Neverwinter Nights: Darkness over Daggerford • Neverwinter Nights: Tyrants of the Moonsea)
 * Board Games
 * Faerûn Under Siege • Assault of the Giants
 * Card Games
 * AD&D Trading Cards • Blood Wars
 * Gamebooks:
 * Big Trouble
 * Organized Play & Licensed Adventures
 * Herald of the Moon