User:Vometia

Description
Lard arse.

Personality
Grumpy.

Abilities
Eating.

Possessions
Bass guitars. Shoes. Swords. Random tat.

Activities
Insomnia. Complaining about stuff.

Relationships
Cat and gf.

History
I think there was some, but I forgot.

Rumours & Legends
Some of the former, none of the latter.

Appendix
Still intact, apparently.

Appearances
Ginger, fat, spotty. But lesser-spotted.