Monkey Balls (poem)

Monkey Balls was a poem penned by Ergo the Organ-Grinder, some one or more generations removed from the.

Contents
"These sweet and gracious monkey balls, Served on plates and sold from stalls, Bring madness to these hallowed halls Of urban academe. Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls! We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls, 'Til Time herself tears down these walls Of urban academe. So buy yourself a monkey ball, Savour it and then stand tall, A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call Of urban academe."

History
The poem was recited when the sweet treat of Monkey Balls was served, according to Dradeel's mother whose repose we preserved in Dradeel's cookbook during his stay with the Spellhold in 1369 DR.

Appearances

 * Video Games
 * Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
 * Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn