User:Vul'Fachliil

My story's not a long one. I've been a geek since birth-having watched Star Trek: The Next Generation as an infant my first word was "Data"-and I intend to die that way. I've spent my life loving many geeky things: Pokemon, Sonic, Zelda, Halo, WoW...I could go on for days. But nothing could have prepared me for D&D.

Back in 2010-has it already been that long?-my boyfriend came to visit me over the summer and thought he'd introduce my friends and me to the game. We spent several frustrating hours rolling our characters, mostly picking traits and abilities to be funny, and did one or two sessions in 3.5e before making the much more frustrating shift to 4th edition. It took nothing for us to get hooked, and we've been at it ever since.

Since then, much has transpired... ...I can't wait to see what I add to this list.
 * I've watched a Dwarf Bard urinate on a bandit.
 * I've watched a Shardmind Scion convince a Dragon he's a prophet sent from the future to lead said Dragon to its destiny.
 * I've watched an Elf rogue make that same Shardmind believe his own lie.
 * I've watched my Dragonborn Sorceress fist-bump that Dragon.
 * I've watched Necromancers shake in their boots.
 * I've watched our party piss off the Ashmadai and the Red Wizards of Thay simultaneously.
 * I've watched the aforementioned Shardmind wear a Demon Toad's carcass like a suit (several times, for he kept the carcass as a limited-use polymorph).
 * I've watched the same Elf Rogue hug a Dragon.
 * I've encountered canon D&D characters and surpassed my own limits of fangirlism.
 * I've watched my Sorceress intimidate a drunk into wetting himself-and a few bandits into quitting their job...

The little jokey heroes we threw together that night have since grown into colorful, well-rounded characters, and our adventures have gotten better and better. The immersion and thrill of each session is unlike anything I'd ever imagined, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. Now I try to spend a little time every day here at the FR wiki learning something new, so that my experiences are all the more rich. user about me stories life geek