User:SpecialOperationsTrooper

At long last I have defeated the bandersnatches. Now the Jobberwocky needs to fight me up-close and personal!

I was allowed to be a Champion level 9 Yuan-ti. I chose a Yuan-ti because I am a Warrior of the Snake- it's my Way. I am the Malayan Pit Viper; skateboarder and swordsman.

I survived the Tomb of Annihilation. After decades of mercenary researching I swallow the musk rat whole.

Now I will play solo adventures to gain level 20. If I die before 20 I die a sell sword, but if I make it to Advanced D&D I will have my kings death.

Also I found the Rifts Mercenaries book in my local nerd-gypsy-store. If I die before Advanced D&D I will bring back my Yuan-ti at whatever level I died at- but I tore open a dragon rift instead of accepting skull knight and did a little commandoeing. It's all on my DISCORD. I like chronicling.

But yeah because that book is really the epitaph to your Eurasian fields I have to do it, as well. Good to know that the dice aren't really runestones. But man I got lost in being a rogue thief because I was so happy I was going to be a ninja warrior in the most honorable way ever- with the Oath of Love. That outfit is coming. Fuck steampunk, man. I am the Thief Mercenary! (could of been reaper, but the Republic has been kind to me. "Goblin say".)