Olive Ruskettle

Olive Ruskettle was a famous halfling "bard", actually a thief who always aspired to a life of entertaining people and the easy living that profession could bring.

"“Everyone needs to make his own life for himself, though,” she said aloud. “Cyrrollalee knows, I loved my mother, but she never understood why I chose music over merchandising, so I hit the road. The people who love us the most have more trouble accepting that we're different from them than strangers do.”"

- Olive Ruskettle

Description
Mistress Ruskettle was very short, even for a halfling, she was less than 3 ft. tall. She could easily be confused with a human toddler with minimal effort. Nevertheless, she was a very attractive halfling woman with innocent cherubic features. She had hazel eyes and long auburn waving hair. If her appearance was not enough to sway someone, her singing voice usually did the job.

Personality
Olive always called herself a "bard", never a thief, or a fighter. She possessed a quick wit, sharp tongue, and keen mind, especially when a booty was involved. The thoroughly enjoyed the facade of being a bard. She often relied on her mind, sweet personality, and innocent cute looks to get her out of trouble that always seemed to find Olive. If those things fail, she hid under the table until the trouble blew over, hiding also was preferable because an unseen halfling was a living halfling. If she was forced to battle or when her friends were in danger she jumped into the combat with her blades out, with the ferocity of an angry wolverine.

Olive was a talented storyteller and a liar, she oftentimes weaved long convoluted stories to exhaust any possible line of questioning. She quickly turned fierce when someone treated her as a child, dared to question her bardic credentials, or had a gull to underpay the halfling.

Olive was uncontrollable, impulsive, reckless, and often did not have the best foresight, the perfect combination of traits to constantly get into trouble.

Like so many halflings, Olive loved food and drink and could easily outeat two adult males in one seating. Her friends learned to use the food as the only good distraction to pacify the fiery bard. Olive's appetite was not the only insatiable desire she had. She loved learning stories, tales, songs, and limericks and appreciated learning new ones when she could.

Olive often could not relate to depressed, or simply sad people. She thought that if you had your health, full purse, were not love-struck, and ahead of the law, there was no reason to feel down. Olive remembered feeling that way about her aunt who would cry after a single glass of wine, and Olive's mother explained that the crying did not come from the drink, but from the heart.

As a halfling who often faced prejudice, she could never tolerate bigotry. Even when in some cases they rightfully accused her or thievery. Olive herself thought paladins and clerics to be untrustworthy and stuck up, and humans to be brutes and warmongers.

She tried to avoid Hillsfar and its Red Plumes, also known as the Red Death, for what they did to the halfling population of the city.

Abilities
Olive was a talented thief who was always alert making it very hard to surprise her. Her first and most deadly weapons were her wit and quick thinking, apart from that she used regular and throwing daggers, short swords, and light crossbows.

Aa "bard" of some renown, she was a talented singer, and musician, known to have composed some very catchy ditties. She was also a very lucky and skilled gambler, Olive owed her new name and reputation to that particular skill. She had never received bardic collegial education so she lacked the arcane abilities of a regular bard. She was too chaotic to suffer through formal education in any event.

Possessions
Apart from the several hidden daggers, and thieves' tools, she always carried a musical instrument. Usually, it was a small harp, lute, yarting, pipes, or rebec. She carried standard adventuring gear, a flask of strong Luiren Rivengut, and a deck of talis cards.

Olive often proudly used her Harper pin she received as a lovely gift from Finder Wyvernspur. If you were to ask her whether she had any magic items, she would never admit to it, but it was very likely she kept some trinkets from her past adventures, such as a small bag of holding that belonged to her friend and partner Jade, the earring of comprehend languages, another one of Finder's gifts, and many more.

In 1357 DR, Olive briefly owned a pony she named High Roll. The pony was later abandoned around Yulash.

Relationships
Olive and Finder Wyvernspur became quick friends when the halfling rescued the imprisoned Nameless Bard. He was one of the very few people who treated her with trust and respect despite her lying about being a bard and exaggerating almost anything she was talking about. He paid full attention to the little halfling. Following their adventures together and Finder's ascension to godhood, Olive became one of the first followers of Finder. As a deity, he appeared to mistress Ruskettle on at least three occasions as a daisy flower, sprouting to life, maturing to a blossoming flower, and dying, all within a few moments.

Early Life
Not much was known about her past or her true name. Occasionally, the halfling bard claimed to hail from Cormyr. Olive has mentioned her drinking aunt and her mother. At some point, Olive decided to pursue her own ambitions instead of working with her family in merchandising, something that they never came to terms with. One of Olive's most frightening life events was back when she resided in Raven's Bluff, she was accused of stealing a pouch of gold by a drunk paladin. She harbored deep mistrust and resentment towards all paladins after the incident... Even though the gold in question was in her possession at the time.

Subsequently, she won the name and reputation of Olav Ruskettle, a true and once famous bard, in a dice game in Procampur. Olav had a crippling habit, he lost his hand, his voice was starting to go, even though he was an innkeeper when Olive met him, the only thing he could gamble away was his name. The tavern belonged to his wife.

Since then Olive did her best to maintain her image as a bard of great talent but she never tried to apply to a bardic college to receive official training. Over the years she has been cornered by well-traveled folks who claim to have seen the "real" Olav Ruskettle perform, each time she managed to lie her way out of the confrontation.

Azure Bonds
Olive's life forever changed when she was hired to perform at a Dimswart/Wyvernspur noble family. She was traveling to Dimswart Manor with Akabar Bel Akash's trade caravan when an ancient red dragon Mistinarperadnacles Hai Draco swooped down. Unfortunately for Olive, Mist appreciated entertainment as much as she did gold. The dragon kidnapped the bard and locked her in her Storm Horns lair. Before Olive was kidnapped, she "borrowed" Akabar's spellbook. This was when Olive met Alias who was hired to rescue the bard in time for Gaylyn Dimswart's wedding. Alias was joined by her saurial companion Dragonbait and Akabar. Alias challenged the dragon to a Feint of Honor, an ancient honor-bound tradition. The swordswoman managed to avoid Mist's attacks and eventually, with the help of Olive's wit, won. Olive bluffed about having a ring fire of resistance and called Mist out on the dragon's attempt to roast the women despite Alias winning the Feint. As the red dragon was distracted retrieving the promised reward, Olive and Alias ran for their lives. Mist gave chase bur was sealed inside her lair when Akabar retrieved his spellbook from Olive who "secured" it from the caravan.

Olive was curious about Alias, her magic tattoos, and her mysterious past. Thinking the swordswoman could have been a long lost rich princess definitely flared up halfling's greed. On their trip back to the wedding, the group faced with a mineral quasi-elemental summoned by one of Alias' masters. The heroes survived the encounter and banished the creature back to its native plane. At the wedding, Olive got to perform a catchy ditty about the newlyweds, when an unknown force took over Alias and made her attack a young nobleman Giogioni Wyvernspur. He survived the assassination attempt, thanks to Dragonbait's aid, but Alias herself fled.

Akabar and Dragonbait followed her to Suzail, armed with the knowledge of Alias' masters. They were joined by Olive, who started mistrusting the woman after the assassination attempt, but still owed her... and Olive's pockets were bulging with Dimswart Manor's loot and she needed to not be there. The group caught up with Alias in the Hidden Lady inn in Suzail. There the heroes told Alias about the meaning s of the magic sigils on her arm, they stood for Cassana, Zrie Prakis, Fire Knives, Moander, and Phalse (unknown to them). Olive learned about Alias attacking a priest just a few days prior, only making the halfling even more suspicious. Alias decided to travel to Yulash to pursue the clue of the dead god of rot Moander.

Traveling to the town of Yulash led the group to Shadow Gap, where they stopped to camp overnight at the ruins of the North Gate Inn. Olive and Akabar engaged in friendly teasing over cooking for the group, followed by the bard trying to use her talis deck to teach Dragonbait to communicate (the group did not know whether he was sentient), to the saurial's amusement. At night the group was ambushed by a kalmari, a monstrous extraplanar creature controlled by one of Alias' masters. Olive attempted to fight the creature using a broadsword found at the ruins, trying to protect her friends, but the sword was too big for a less-than-3-foot halfling. The managed to defeat the creature and reached Shadowdale the next day.

In Shadowdale they stayed at the Old Skull Inn where Olive and Han played a duet to entertain the customers and heard Alias sing a beautiful song about the Standing Stone. The sellsword claimed it was a common song in the area, but no-one seemed to know it existed. Later that night Olive came face to face with Phalse, who took shape of a halfling and tempted her with precious platinum coins. Olive decided Alias was dangerous, being a human, and attacking two innocent people recently. She accepted the heaping amount of platinum and was tasked to carry a ring that was to allow Alias' masters to magically track her.

Once they reached Yulash, Alias and Dragonbait were lured to Moander's prison, and Akabar followed them, leaving sleeping Olive alone in the camp. This was where Mistinarperadnacles Hai Draco caught up with the halfling. Thankfully, Dragonbait returned just in time to help the bard. Dragonbait was indeed an intelligent creature who could talk, he challenged Mist to another Feint of Honor. Both Dragonbait and Olive dueled the angry dragon, eventually Olive showed her ingenuity once again. She used her ring of magic detection to cause Azure Bonds on saurial's chest to explode in blinding pyrotechnics (the Bonds ' magical protection), giving Dragonobait an opportunity to attack it. Olive managed to throw a vial of peranox, a deadly poison, into Mist's maw. The duo won the Feint. Dragonbait used his divine magic to heal the downed dragons, and they enrolled the ancient lizard's help in fighting the newly released Abomination of Moander. Olive and Dragonbait rode the ancient red dragon to battle a god. Subsequently, they followed the Abomination through a gate to Westgate, where Mist engaged the god once again. Both the dragon and the Abomination of Moander perished in a blinding explosion. The heroes reunited once more, even though it was nothing but calm before the storm.

Unknown even to her at the time, Olive became a Harper when Finder gave her his harper pin in the presence of Elminster Aumar.

Trivia

 * Olive's proudest achievement as a bard was her heroic epic Chronicles of Alias of the Magic Arm, an exaggerated rendering of the adventures of Alias, Olive, Dragonbait, and Akabar.
 * Through her adventures with Alias and Finder, Olive learned quite a few of the Nameless Bard's works that were lost to most of the inhabitants of the Realms. Such songs as the ballad of the Standing Stone, that added lyrics to the popular elven tune; a sad and haunting song about the Tears of Selûne, and many others.
 * Aurora's Whole Realms Catalogue was selling custom-ordered great bard string puppets for 2 gp each. The great bard was Finder Wyvernspur, and the order was placed by Olive herself.

Appearances

 * Adventures
 * Curse of the Azure Bonds


 * Card Games
 * AD&D Trading Cards


 * Novels
 * Azure Bonds &bull; The Wyvern's Spur &bull; Song of the Saurials &bull; Masquerades


 * Video Games
 * Curse of the Azure Bonds