Oaths, idioms, and colloquialisms

This page lists common oaths, idioms, and colloquialisms in the Realms, those that are not specific to any faith or culture.

Oaths

 * Bind me and tar me : Usually shortened to "Bind me!". A roughly and slightly stronger equivalent of "Strike me down!"


 * By the great mystery : This was exclaimed when one witnessed something magical or unnatural. Jalma cried this when chasme demons burst through her window and Vajra Valmeyjar swore it when she saw a basilisk turned to stone.


 * By the sainted dog : Vajra gasped this when Priam Agrivar healed her injuries and woke her.


 * Dark and empty : Usually shortened to "Dark!". A roughly equivalent of "Damn and blast!"


 * Happy dancing hobgoblins : A mildly comical oath, once popular but used almost exclusively by older people in the late 15 century DR, usually when astonished. Hobgoblins did not say this, and were not amused when they hear it.


 * Those of all the Nine Hells take you! : Usually shortened to "Hells!". It began as the roughly equivalent of "The devil take you!", but by the 15 century was more closer to "Hell take us all."


 * I’ll turn out your guts for blood red garters! : An aggressive oath, said by those usually looking for a fight. Usually shortened to "Red garters!".

Idioms

 * Coin-cleaner : A money launderer. Someone who takes stolen or tainted money and filters it through a financial system so its origin cannot be easily traced.


 * Coin kept at home is begging to be stolen : A common Waukeenar saying about not using money.


 * He/she counts like a halfling : Someone is just being difficult for no good reason. This was a reference to how halflings were known to count the days of the week starting with their pinky fingers instead of starting with their thumbs like everyone else.


 * Men fall, but Tempus rides on! : An older saying among the followers of Tempus. In disuse by the 15 century.


 * Orcs is always trouble : An old upcountry saying about orcs and their ilk, including half-orcs. Usually used by humans, elves and dwarves. In the 15 century was usually shortened to "Orcs is trouble".


 * Swirlcloaks : Families in Waterdeep that aspire to become nobles by manner of dress, by attending social gatherings where nobles are present, and by buying noble favor.


 * Utter discretion, with coded receipts : A common Waukeenar saying about doing discreet business, also used by moneylenders.