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 * Sorry for a lack of clacks, we've been busy exploring Neverwinter and environs ahead of the Dungeons & Dragons movie and the Neverwinter MMORPG's latest update.
 * BadCatMan surveyed the orc-occupied River District, first stopping at the Fallen Tower tavern for a Ferguson-Mosiondz Single Malt and one shocking evening show; then checking out the Merchant Guild Hall and a painting of The Prophet; before getting permission from Vansi Bloodscar to document the Cloak Tower for the price of the Single Malt.
 * It's the pirate's life for Ruf67, who sailed with Captain Shil Yargo aboard the Buccaneer's Tear skyship up to Pirates' Skyhold, until an attack from dread captain Bartholomew Blackdagger threw him overboard during a bout of skysickness. Fortunately, the Vilebog broke his fall, and his skysickness. Now, at least, he can verify Glipp Inkwell's A Treatise on Earth Motes.
 * Meeting in the grim gate-town of Hopeless (it's just name, we, uh, hope), Regis87 played a game of cards from a deck of other things over bad brandy with Ellywick Tumblestrum and a soulknife.
 * Arriving in Baldur's Gate, Possessed Priest snuck past toll collector Nant "the Basilisk" Thangol and stayed with shopkeeper Entharl Danthelon and wizard-for-hire Yssra Brackrel, and heard gossip about Lord Norold Dlusker.
 * We welcome back Zeromaru X, who followed a thimdror herd to the Chessentan settlement of Saden, and Urulokë, who interviewed the half–yuan-ti priestess Karrell on behalf of Glisena Foesmasher of Sespech, and inadvertently inhaled the fumes of osssra. We expect a full recovery any month now.
 * We welcome a few new scribes: AelusvanEyck had a run-in with Ixas, a Dragon Cult wizard; Epikowl had to run from Matron Mother Halavin Fey-Branche; GreenDevilFace overheard the dealings of dodgy Waterdhavian lord Braethan Cazondur; MabelTheDog whispered of Unkh, a Chultan trickster god and flail snail; and Moineau69 had an audience with the grung King Groak.
 * Finally, there's been a lot of concern about Forgotten Realms canon recently, but our Canon policy has not changed one bit. What's canon in our Realms? Everything.