User:Zerak-Tul



Hello and welcome to my user page! :) I'm Zerak and a big fan of the Forgotten Realms. I don't play pen and paper much, but I like to read the novels and play the CRPGs like Neverwinter Nights and Baldur's Gate.

If you want to ask a question, or just say hello please do so :).

114. The Demilich only falls for getting stuffed in the bag of holding once. From the list of things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (hilarious!). |Part 2 | 3 | 4

Some rules for writing in English:
 * 1) Always avoid alliteration.
 * 2) Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 * 3) Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
 * 4) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
 * 5) Remember to never split an infinitive.
 * 6) Contractions aren't necessary.
 * 7) Foreign words and phrases are not apropos, French is passé.
 * 8) One should never generalize.
 * 9) Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
 * 10) Be more or less specific.
 * 11) One-word sentences? Eliminate.
 * 12) The passive voice is to be avoided.
 * 13) Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
 * 14) Who needs rhetorical questions?
 * 15) Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
 * 16) Don't never use no double negation.
 * 17) Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
 * 18) And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
 * 19) A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.
 * 20) Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!!!!
 * 21) Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
 * 22) Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; they're old hat; seek viable alternatives.
 * 23) P.S.: Never use a P.S.

Books
Currently reading: Realms of Shadow, The City of Splendors: A Waterdeep Novel , Blackstaff , Elminster: The Making of a Mage , Shadowbred , Twilight Falling , Unclean , Forsaken House , Farthest Reach , Final Gate , The Gossamer Plain , Shadowstorm Homeland  Neversfall Next to read: Realms of the Undead, Threat From the Sea, Wanting to read: Godborn

Misc
"I'm going to play against type - I'll play a chaotic-evil Lolth-worshiping female drow!"

To Do
Category:Articles nominated for deletion


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