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This page stores old news and events from Current Clack.

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15/02/2020

 * The scholars at the FR Wiki encourage you to chug a philter of love or light a love candle as you endure the winter by contributing to our site.
 * This month, Ir'revrykal and Moviesign have been updating the quality of some of the beautiful art from Realms novels.
 * Johnnyriot, advised by Possessed Priest, has been traveling in the far north of the Frozenfar and Delimbiyr Vale, where he carefully avoided making contact with black ice or passing through the Laughing Hollow. He stopped to warm himself at Hammer Hall, where he met a Scalamagdrion and shared his favorite reads, My Adventures in the Realms and A Myth Drannan Amphigory.
 * Regis survived a winter storm of epic proportions and managed to still find time to tell the adventures of everyone's favorite Rashemi berserker and his supposed miniature giant space hamster and friends as they battle against the infernal tides of the Hells from Baldur's Gate to Elturel.
 * After over a year absence, Sturma has returned to detail various strange magical items from the Moonshae Isles, including such oddities as the torque of the Goddess, the cauldron of doom, and the yoke of boar harnessing.

14/03/2020

 * There's been big news on Baldur's Gate III. We've got what's known and are getting ready for more.
 * Artemaz resurfaced in the Gateway City of Dihliz, working for the Ministry of Secrets. But, outside the Ivory Palace, he was ambushed by the savage Cult of Ragarra and carried off to their temple in Kadarasto, the City Most Sinister, for sacrifice. Which was just as well; he was going there anyway.
 * Exploring Amruthar and asking too many questions about Zulkir Maligor, Artyom.pavlov ate some bad yarberries at the Gold Dragon Inn and awoke as a slave in the Thayvian gold mines. He was allegedly rescued by a Underdark-dwelling giant catfish, but was still a bit delirious at the time.
 * Fleeing Shou-town yakuza on the Rock of Bral, Lhynard stumbled into the Temple of Odin and ran into space vikings instead. Inspired by legends of the alien Norse gods, he went spelljamming with them to see Yggdrasil's Child, the colossal tree of Garden, and its many moons.
 * Stuck at home with nothing to do? Then stay in and explore, and become a wiki writer. Make an account, use the Source Editor, learn the ropes, and get stuck in!

1/04/2020

 * We've got movie sign! In a special exclusive, the FRW can share new details of the upcoming D&D movie, titled "The Hexblade". Set across Faerûn at several times over the last century, it follows Raven of Hightower, a long-haired, brooding warrior who wields sword and magic to slay monsters as fate pushes him into a role as protector of a lost princess and involvement in a war against the fanatical, conquering armies of Zhentil Keep. He is aided by Alyssa, a deformed, mask-wearing mage; and Olivan, a gnome bard who uses song to urge folk to throw copper pieces to the hexblade. At one point, they join a dragon-slaying expedition, but instead choose to protect the ageing gold dragon Palarandusk and his eggs. We can also reveal this image of the wizard Malanthius, who will be played by Sylvester McCoy of Doctor Who fame. Share your thoughts here.
 * Congratulations go to Ruf67, who is one of Fandom's Editors of the Month for March 2020, probably for the many, many new articles he contributes.
 * On holiday in Chessenta's Akanul Plains, BadCatMan got schooled in chess by the folk of Oslin. Learning of the Magical Chessmen of Ultham-Urre, he went searching over the Hills of Maerth, hoping to find a philosopher's stone on the way. But what he found was a geriviar upset at having her isolation disturbed and not impressed by his attempts to teach castling.
 * Tracking the sword Alamion up the Sword Coast North, Look-a-troopa ran afoul of poisonous wood woses, was tricked by a space mimic, got entangled with plantmen on Ruathym, and was trapped by Selgryn kobolds at the Ice Lakes, and, worst of all, found a horax crawling on her neck.
 * Exploring Cormyr's Hullack Forest, Moviesign stumbled into the Wyvernstones of Hullack, and was chased out again by a pack of Malarite cultists. Finding books to be less hazardous, he read Auleethaea Cormaeril's diaries and learned of the mysterious Hullack Hawk, as well as Tharim Roaringhorn, Beldarm Truesilver, and other early-13-century nobles. But he also came across a copy of the Black Chronology.
 * And remember: stay or more apart at all times, the same as in a D&D grid. We're all adventuring together, just outside a 5-foot reach.

2/04/2020

 * There is of course no new movie news, and the FRW did not get an exclusive. When gnomes are involved, always check the date. ;)

1/05/2020

 * Belated news on the D&D movie: it's been delayed to May 27, 2022.

9/05/2020

 * Belated news on the D&D movie: it's been delayed to May 27, 2022. And now it has a new producer: the MCU's Jeremy Latcham.

25/05/2020

 * Sorry for the delay; it's hard managing one wiki, let alone two. Yes, I've been unfaithful at the Eberron Wiki, and she is a demanding mistress. To make up, I have a double-load of clacks.
 * We welcome SunderedShor, who stands on the shoulders of giants—literally so in his quest to uncover the secrets of the Jotun. He left The Seven-Stringed Harp with a backpack full of brass and followed a band of would-be dwarven giant-killers. Unfortunately, the one they tried to kill was a death giant. SunderedShor escaped into ruins thought to be from the fallen Cloudlands and discovered lost giant rune magic: a claw of the wyrm rune, one to control undead, and another that opened a door to Ysgard. Surely one was useful against that death giant outside…
 * But Ysgard is where we catch up with Sir Whiteout, who's relaxing in Alfheim after mapping the infinite planes, from the Inner Planes to the outer, including the first layer of Limbo and the dwarven realms of Erackinor on Mount Celestia, Mount Clangeddin in Arcadia, and the Dwarvish Mountain in the Outlands. But I ask just what he's doing with a disguise kit and Elminster's eversmoking pipe.
 * We also welcome Silvananthus, who comes from the Oakfather's Glen in Brost, and Arby777, who toured two of Waterdeep's taverns, the Mighty Manticore and Crawling Spider, and slept it off at the Plinth. We welcome back RatsAbout, who went to Myth Drannor, got robbed by Isharn Hammerfell, and explored with Delmair Rallyhorn, Father Jon, and Rex.
 * Meanwhile, as the Year of Monsters continues, our menagerie expands. Regis87 has caught a lot of theme-park-reject dinosaurs like tanystropheus, snakes like the constrictor snake and sewerm, and animals like the bison and cheetah. Look-a-troopa has found the draconic dracohar and draken and undead giant barrowes, as well as talking owls  and penguins.
 * Seeking the ruins of the Netherese city of Tinnainen destroyed by the dragon Wrathburn, Possessed Priest equipped sword of stalking, dart of the hornets' nest, and eyes of charming, as well as a good supply of beer, and ventured forth. And into a dungeon full of oozes, where he swam through bloodbloaters, stumbled into a stunjelly wall, and walked right through an ethereal ooze. But wiki editors do tend to get bogged down in things they didn't plan on.

29/05/2020

 * Movie news! Directors/writers Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley have given an interview about movie-making in lockdown and their plans for the D&D movie. We have the backstory here.

2/07/2020

 * Where does the time go? This time, into adding quite a lot of lore to the wiki. Now, it's into Current Clacks.
 * Are orcs inherently evil? To find out, after returning from Katashaka, the Utter East, and Lapaliiya, BadCatMan journeyed into the Tortured Land (it's not that bad) to find the ondontis, a tribe of kind orc pacifists. Then he went to Phsant, where many orc ex-soldiers integrated into a multicultural society. Finally, he sailed to old Airspur and had a drink with Khrulis, learning of how orc refugees deposed a cruel cult and ruled capably in the face of bigotry. Maybe the real evils are ignorance, intolerance, and extremism after all.
 * We welcomed Anjilicus—or rather, waved goodbye to Anjilicus on a journey north along the Way of the Powrie, passing through the old, cold, gnoll settlement of Frozen Flindyke in the Tortured Land. Seeking the mysterious Maram of the Great Spear, Anjilicus took the Remorhaz Run into the Frozen Forest and found the Monument of the Ancients. In short, it was cold.
 * We also welcomed Reesorville, who's heard a Whisper of Waves and gone to Innarlith to meet the great engineer Ivor Devorast, as well the Red Wizard Marek Rymüt and the black dragon Insithryllax in their Land of One Hundred and Thirteen. What's the objective of this? I shrugged.
 * In search of the real Abdel Adrian, Ruf67 donned helm of charm protection and Jansen Brand Micro–Macro Spectroscopes and went adventuring, visiting the Grove of the Ancients, Cloak Wood mine, and not one but two temples of Bhaal. Fortunately, the cultists of the Lord of Murder weren't in. As far as Ruf knows.
 * Excuse the belches, the moans and groans, and the giggles, it's just Moviesign playing around with classic cantrips. But if it's groans you're after, then unlock the door, go over the rainbow to the bluelight, don't blink, light your firefinger, and check the verbal components. Just excuse the painful portmanteau of two-D'lusion.