The Ghost King

The Ghost King is the three hundrend and eighty sixth novel of R.A Salvatore. It pertains to that time when Bruenor, king of Mithral Hall and companion of Drizzt, touched his daughter, Cattie-brie in her "special place".

Her special place just happened to be Drizzts room and he saw creating yet more pages of his near-emo like whining! Crying like the little bitch he is he slew Bruenor in a flying whirl of scimitars, dwarf-beard chunks and lonely drow tears.

Bruenor became a ghost....king!

FUCKING BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKERS

P.S Elmisnister.... dudes fucking gay