What Came Out of My Mouth Too Swiftly

What Came Out of My Mouth Too Swiftly was a collection of the jests of Jeremmer Hardree, the Mad Jester, a court fool to two kings and a queen of the city-state of Ormpur on the edge of Lapaliiya in southwest Faerûn in the 13 and early 14 centuries DR. "Rest you, good lady. Your labors have been hard this day, and the gods shall not soon forget what you accomplished. A war begun, a throne overthrown, a temple plundered, a city in flames, and hundreds dead. Hmmm… after this, I hope you don't find the morrow empty and boring."

- Jeremmer Hardree to the usurper Queen Maerildarraine on the night of Bloodsword, 1306 DR.