Current clack

• New Clacks! Through diligent study of dusty Dragon magazines, we're proud to announce we've uncovered a fresh load of Realmslore, hinting at a heretofore forgotten realm of the Forgotten Realms. Expect to learn more in the coming weeks, but for now hear from the great sage Elkwhisker of the notorious Nimrod of Nump and learn of such magics as Drawmij's instant death, feign invisibility, and magic summons, as well as the robe of blending and a food found on the planes.
  • Oh, these are from April Fool's issues of Dragon magazine. Never mind then.

Read 'em and weep.

• Like Candlekeep, we're hitting the books: Artie is reading The Ring of Winter, BadCatMan Murder in Cormyr, SunderedShor The Ogre's Pact, Ruf67 The Parched Sea, and Reesorville the whole Watercourse trilogy. Look out for more novels lore on the wiki, and read and add your own.
• Ruf crossed the Anauroch desert, where he got baked in At'ar's Looking Glass and looked for a friend in the Bowl of Loneliness. He found some, too, among Bedine tribes like the Mtair Dhafir and Qahtan, who took him to the sacred Elah'zad oasis for a meeting.
• Still getting the ins-and-outs in Innarlith, Reesorville took a tour of the Firesteap Citadel, met folk from the woodcutter Dharmun to magic-item seller Thadat and his curious garlic, and became tangled in intrigues involving senators Asheru and Horemkensi.
• Possessed Priest went back in time to Netheril, visiting Algid and the lost Allegro and Mere Rivers. His aim: to get the signatures of lesser-known archwizards, like Lady Arilain, Shadelorn, Shenandra, and Falious for his collection.
• Unknown user 11 went down to Undermountain and heard the marid Ichthyglug the Voluminous sing about how it's better down where it's wetter. Next came an interview with a vampire, Keresta Delvingstone, and her charmed thrall Portia Dzuth.
• We welcome Malte Martin, who went up Umbrage Hill and learned the source of the umbrage from Adabra Gwynn, the midwife and apothecary who lived in a windmill atop it.