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Gnomish sidewheelers were spelljamming ships built by gnomes out of collected materials from various sources and assorted gnomish inventions.[1] They were sometimes referred to as dreadnoughts.[3]

I hatesss gnomesss. Pesssty little devilsesss. Make Hashtak want to kill, sss, yesss, they do.
— A lizardman after traveling aboard the gnomish sidewheeler Whizbang Starwonder.[4]

Description[]

Each sidewheeler was unique in design. Gnomes put their own individuality and practicality in their construction and repair, adding and salvaging new parts as needed, so over time a sidewheeler also gradually changed its appearance. The spelljamming helms on these ships were usually grandiose constructions, which the crew also tinkered with constantly.[1]

Giant space hamsters were used to power the side wheels of these spelljamming craft, which is how they created propulsion for non-spelljamming speeds. Large running wheels powered by the hamsters wound up giant rubber bands, which stored the energy. The hamsters would run for hours at a time in this role. Before the gnome research committee invented giant space hamsters, gnomes ran on the wheels.[5]

Because of their unstable construction, sidewheelers were usually ill-suited for landing on the ground or staying afloat on water. Since the chance of accident was high, sidewheeler crews either never landed or sometimes prepared to brace the ship together with improvised material. In other cases, they simply allowed the ship to crash and then rebuilt another one from the wreckage.[1]

We don't know why the lizard man was so upset. It was only a little explosion.
— The captain of the Whizbang Starwonder.[6]

Sidewheelers were most commonly used by gnomes for exploration and transport. Less commonly, a ship might be loaded with large amounts of weaponry.[1]

Notable Sidewheelers[]

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Appearances[]

References[]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Jeff Grubb (August 1989). “Lorebook of the Void”. Spelljammer: AD&D Adventures in Space (TSR, Inc.), pp. 27–29. ISBN 0-88038-762-9.
  2. Dale "slade" Henson (March 1992). “Ship Recognition Manual”. In Jon Pickens ed. War Captain's Companion (TSR, Inc.), p. 41. ISBN 1-56076-343-4.
  3. 3.0 3.1 Nigel Findley (September 1991). Into the Void. (TSR, Inc.), chaps. 1–2. ISBN ISBN 1-56076-154-7.
  4. Richard Baker (1992). Rock of Bral. (TSR, Inc), p. 20. ISBN 1-56076-345-0.
  5. Jeff Grubb (1990). Monstrous Compendium Spelljammer Appendix 1. Edited by Mike Breault. (TSR, Inc.), pp. 28–29. ISBN 0-88038-871-4.
  6. Richard Baker (1992). Rock of Bral. (TSR, Inc), p. 42. ISBN 1-56076-345-0.
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