Old Pappa Floonbat's Patent Medicinal Hair Restorer was a common magical ointment, patented in the Blade Kingdoms by its inventor, Old Pappa Floonbat sometime before 1217 DR.[1]
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Um… look, Tekoriikii, I know what it says on the bottle, but I don't think it quite works the way you think...
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Description[]
Each bottle of the patent medicine came with instructions written on its label. The bottle was to be shaken vigorously, then generously splashed onto bald spots and gently massaged in.[1]
Old Pappa Floonbat's Patent Medicinal Hair Restorer likely did not work on feathers, and most definitely did not grow back tailfeathers on an embarrassingly plucked firebird's backside.[1]
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Appearances[]
- Novels
- The Council of Blades
References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 R.A. Salvatore (February 4, 2014). The Companions. (Wizards of the Coast), p. 203. ISBN 0-7869-6522-3.