|“||The turnip trade is a demanding mistress.||”|
|— Jan Jansen[note 1]|
|“||I can't even tell what time of night it is, and I'm about as sensitive as a turnip.||”|
|— Mattias Farseer|
Turnips were rounded white-pink vegetables that had creamy white flesh and edible leaves. A type of turnip known around the Sea of Fallen Stars was called a roouddan, the red turnip of Proskur. Turnips grew best in sunny areas, as even partial shade would stunt their growth.
|“||Leave if you must, but as you lie in your soft bed tonight and the urgent cravings for turnips overcomes you, you'll be coming back to find me, you will.||”|
|— Jan Jansen|
The hamlet of Battlerise was home to several hardy farmers who grew turnips. The settlement of Nightstone had a medium-sized turnip garden to the east known as Hulvaarn Farm—the house patriarch tripped on a garden rock during a cloud giant raid, and quickly died. The Damaran family continued to grow turnips after the death of the house patriarch. Terraced farms in the High Dale grew turnips, as well as raising livestock, and both were an important part of trade in Highcastle. Inns and taverns located in Hardbuckler sold a variety of mushrooms, lichens, stews, and turnips.
It was a halfling superstition that, when planting rows of turnips, a well-rounded stone must be placed near the top of the patch. They believed that Yondalla would bring them large vegetables upon harvest. Cloud giants were keen gardeners, and were able to produce turnips that were as large as pumpkins, which they grew in devoted spaces.
|“||Delighting the palate of the young and old with flavors of distinction and subtlety, the turnip has so many uses it boggles the mind!||”|
|— Jan Jansen|
The Sly Fox inn, located in Zelbross of the Savage Frontier, served hot turnip pies. Hearty meals of rothé meat, fungi, bread, and turnips from the surface were made available at Findlewulf's Galley in Skullport, the Underdark. The Bargewright Inn sold pork and beef roasts paired with turnips, potatoes, and radishes. Residents of the keep in Grimmantle were often served turnips, dried herbs, and rabbit. Some varieties of wine were soured by being treated with turnips.
|“||Mind you, the average sensible inhabitant of Faerûn is probably a seedy country bumpkin fresh off a turnip cart, chewing thoughtfully on a week-old stalk of grass as he scratches his filthy, vermin-infested head and ruminates on how much he can sell his prize possum-hound for.||”|
|— Elminster Aumar|
Turnips were not just grown to be eaten, but had various other uses throughout the Realms. They could also be used to make ink to pen magical scrolls, such as for the message spell. The turnips had to be diced and added to a boiling mixture as the penultimate ingredient, followed by a non-human ear. The mixture then had to be stirred well with a vundwood rod after each new ingredient was added, and boiled gently. The turnip-infused residue had to be scraped out of the cauldron and stirred into a sepia. After an hour of frequent mixing, the ink had to settle for a single day.
According to the eccentric gnome inventor, Jan Jansen, turnips had even further uses. Jan claimed that turnips could be used for beer (apparently for its medicinal qualities, as well as its great taste), lotions, salves, cakes, muffins, as a meal served with fried imps and garlic, stew, salad, and tea. He also claimed that a wizard he knew believed that a turnip would make a fine component for a lich spell.
|“||As they say, It is better to die than to save your life with turnip.||”|
|— Jan Jansen|
Turnips were known for their curative powers, and were often used as medicine. These root vegetables could be used as a cure for mouth disease and a treatment for sore throats.
In Uktar 1367 DR, the turnip harvest in Chessenta was so high that such root vegetables were sold as low as about 1 cp for a basket, or even less. The farmers of the region were warned of the market crash, and they struggled to sell to anywhere easily reached by wagons or ships.
Known Turnip Farm OwnersEdit
- Jan Jansen, an inventor, former turnip farmer, and turnip enthusiast. Jansen's obsession with turnips led him to start working on a magical turnip peeler that could peel hundreds of turnips in a minute, but cost over 100 gp per day to run.
|“||This adventure has yielded us a crop of useful items, and yet you turn your considerable powers to the never-ending quest to create the perfect turnip peeler!||”|
|— Mazzy Fentan to Jan Jansen|
Known Turnip FarmsEdit
- ↑ Note that Jansen's stories range from believable, to half-lies, to ridiculous lies, some being incoherent and others seemingly completely made up. Although some of his claims were seemingly mad, his family confirmed many of them, and well as others, however, they may have just been as odd as Jan. For example, he claimed to sell astral turnips on the outer planes. Thus, all information related to Jan Jansen from the Baldur's Gate series should be taken as dubious at best.
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