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Hello and welcome to my user page! :) I'm Zerak and a big fan of the Forgotten Realms. I don't play pen and paper much, but I like to read the novels and play the CRPGs like Neverwinter Nights and Baldur's Gate.


If you want to ask a question, or just say hello please do so :).

114. The Demilich only falls for getting stuffed in the bag of holding once. From the list of things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (hilarious!). 2 3 4

Some rules for writing in English:

  1. Always avoid alliteration.
  2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
  3. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  4. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
  5. Remember to never split an infinitive.
  6. Contractions aren't necessary.
  7. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos, French is passé.
  8. One should never generalize.
  9. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
  10. Be more or less specific.
  11. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
  12. The passive voice is to be avoided.
  13. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
  14. Who needs rhetorical questions?
  15. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  16. Don't never use no double negation.
  17. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
  18. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
  19. A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.
  20. Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!!!!
  21. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  22. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; they're old hat; seek viable alternatives.
  23. P.S.: Never use a P.S.


Books

Currently reading: Realms of Shadow, The City of Splendors: A Waterdeep Novel, Blackstaff, Elminster: The Making of a Mage, Shadowbred, Twilight Falling, Unclean, Forsaken House, Farthest Reach, Final Gate, The Gossamer Plain, Shadowstorm Homeland Neversfall
Next to read: Realms of the Undead, Threat From the Sea,
Wanting to read: Godborn

Misc

"I'm going to play against type - I'll play a chaotic-evil Lolth-worshiping female drow!"

To Do

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